"myceliath" unisex t-shirt
"myceliath" unisex t-shirt
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Beneath the decaying canopy of the Eldergrove Forest, a fungal monstrosity stirred in the putrid loam. Known as the Myceliath, its grotesque form was a tapestry of horror: a thick coat of mycelium draped like dreadlock-like tendrils, undulating with a life of their own. Its pink cap, pulsating and slick, contrasted starkly against the sickly green and blue hues of its bloated body, which oozed a foul, beige mucus.
Villagers whispered of its four beady black eyes that gleamed with malevolence in the darkest depths of the woods, eyes that never blinked, always watching. None who glimpsed the Myceliath lived to speak of it, save for Old Man Weller, the crazed hermit who babbled of the "forest’s vengeance" between his incoherent rants.
One moonless night, the earth heaved as the Myceliath slithered and squelched its way towards the village, driven by an insatiable hunger. Its tendrils reached into homes, leaving a trail of decay as they wrapped around their prey. The air filled with the stench of rot and the anguished screams of the villagers.
By dawn, the village had been consumed. Houses stood silent, covered in a creeping blue and green film. No life stirred, save for the Myceliath, now receding back into the forest’s embrace, its hunger temporarily sated. Only the haunting echo of its passage remained, a warning of the Eldergrove’s dark heart, where nature had birthed a terror beyond human reckoning—the Myceliath, the dread guardian of the forest's decay.
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This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Villagers whispered of its four beady black eyes that gleamed with malevolence in the darkest depths of the woods, eyes that never blinked, always watching. None who glimpsed the Myceliath lived to speak of it, save for Old Man Weller, the crazed hermit who babbled of the "forest’s vengeance" between his incoherent rants.
One moonless night, the earth heaved as the Myceliath slithered and squelched its way towards the village, driven by an insatiable hunger. Its tendrils reached into homes, leaving a trail of decay as they wrapped around their prey. The air filled with the stench of rot and the anguished screams of the villagers.
By dawn, the village had been consumed. Houses stood silent, covered in a creeping blue and green film. No life stirred, save for the Myceliath, now receding back into the forest’s embrace, its hunger temporarily sated. Only the haunting echo of its passage remained, a warning of the Eldergrove’s dark heart, where nature had birthed a terror beyond human reckoning—the Myceliath, the dread guardian of the forest's decay.
* * *
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!