In the realm of the Himalayas, shrouded by ceaseless blizzards, stalked a creature of myth—a cyclops yeti named Orlando. His fur was an anomalous icy blue, often stained crimson, not from his own battles, but from a ferocious protection of his territory against those who dared to tread too near. The yeti's single eye, a glaring orb of sinister red, bore the weight of an ancient, primordial malice.
Orlando's lore was as old as the mountains themselves. Born a cyclops, his existence was a rarity, an anomaly of nature's making, granting him a dreadful presence that chilled the spine of the earth. He traversed the alpine expanse, his eye an unsettling beacon, piercing through the blizzard's veil like a blood moon.
Villagers in the valleys below spoke of the yeti with a mix of fear and awe. They told tales of how Orlando’s sight could see through storms, darkness, and time itself. The solitary eye was believed to possess a curse; those who met its gaze were marked for a fate worse than death. Their minds would be lost to an endless winter, bodies left wandering the frostbitten wilderness, souls forever entrapped in Orlando’s frozen kingdom.
On moonlit nights, when the wind howled its lonesome tune, Orlando’s silhouette would be seen perched high upon the craggy cliffs. The eerie red glint of his cyclopean eye would cut through the darkness, searching, always searching—for threats, for food, for the company his soul yearned for but his monstrous form could never allow.
Adventurers who sought the thrill of encountering the fabled beast never found their way back. Their screams would merge with the howling wind, and their blood would paint Orlando's blue fur with fresh scarlet hues. Whispers among the mountain folk told that the yeti's fur held the stains as a grim reminder of the life he was fated to lead—solitary, misunderstood, a monster in the eyes of men, a guardian in the heart of the wild.
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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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