In the lavender gloaming of Hollowback Park, a hushed terror was whispered among the trees—the Slink. This purple-skinned nightmare, with the hunched gait of a twisted man, prowled the park's secluded paths. It lurked in the borderland between light and shadow, its back an arch of macabre anticipation.
The Slink’s face, a ghastly array of needle-like teeth, glinted like a thicket of thorns, ready to feast. And its eyes, a sickly yellow, mirrored the cruelty of nature's most malevolent specters. They glowed with an unholy light, fixating on the pounding pulse of joggers as they coursed through its domain.
It was the chase that the Slink savored—a silent predator drifting on the edge of perception, drawing energy from the terror it sowed. As runners' breaths quickened, the Slink’s hulking shadow would dart between trees, a blur of purple that could be felt more than seen, its presence wrapping around its prey like a cloak.
No one knew why the Slink hunted, its origins lost to feral whispers in the wind. Yet every evening as dusk settled like a shroud over Hollowback Park, the daring few who ventured through would feel the prickle of its gaze, a warning that here, in the heart's drumming and the rush of fleeting footsteps, the Slink was ever poised to surge from nightmare into reality.
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This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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